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My Blog
Posted on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 11:03 AM
"Let me test your internal controls""I'm afraid your assets are impaired""Would you like me to realise your holding gain?""My journals are unsupported""Your projection is too large for my inbox.""Have you tried a reversing entry?""You might have to do it manually""It's time I demonstrated double entry""That projection needs more inflation""The inflation assumptions for your projection are unrealistic""Relax - I'm an internal auditor""Is this an asset or a liability?""Show me your operating segments""Nice journals!""Your ledgers are second to none""I cannot see your projection in my inbox""Please treat this as a prepayment""That was an unauthorised entry!""My inbox cannot take any more!""Your assets need revaluing""Your penetration rates are unrealistic""Oops. I'm afraid I've inadvertently liquidated your assets""Leave my inbox alone!""For this to work you'll need to up your internal rate of return""That is a very ambitious stretch target""This afternoon I will be demonstrating an end-to-end process""That entry is not allowed with related parties!""Your assets are dilapidated"."Sorry madam. I very nearly mis-posted that entry"."My stimulus package is front-end loaded".I love being compliant!"
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